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Cake day: December 18th, 2023

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  • Fishbone@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlLet's see them Lemmy.
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    4 months ago

    Hey, you’re welcome! I just thought it would be a logistical nightmare to get past the cats without disturbing them in your picture, and my brain ran with the idea.

    On a related note: Check out the book “I Could Pee on This, and Other Poems by Cats”. It’s a little book of poems from the perspective of cats.


  • If ye wish to climb the stairs,

    Then first endure our three glares.

    For moving, we aren’t in the mood,

    Though we may change our tune for food.

    And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

    Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

    So please, appease us kitties three,

    Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.









  • “Any recommendations for good cummies here?”

    “I usually start my day just laying in bed and checking out new cummies”

    “It’s unfortunate that niche cummies don’t always have the support needed to stick around. I’ve seen great cummies wiped away before they could really build any volume up.”

    “It’s so often overlooked, but proper handling of cummies is really what keeps them enjoyable day after day.”

    Yep, I see no fault with the naming scheme here. Really rolls off the tongue well too. Very palatable. Definitely not absolutely cursed.