Idk if it’s a real quote but I got a new plan, listen: “the way to crush the burgeoise is to grind them.”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis — and just one ballEnglish
42·3 months agoSociety teaching us sex is only P in V is definitely one of the most harmful downfalls, for both men and women.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack'English
493·4 months agoDear mold, please do JK Rowling next. Thank you 🙏🏽
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•French government collapses in 14 hours, deepening political crisisEnglish
3·4 months agoThank you! Yes, it sounded a bit like our gov general but seemed more involved. Appreciate the thorough response :)
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•French government collapses in 14 hours, deepening political crisisEnglish
20·4 months agoFrom a Canadian who also doesn’t have a similar system and was confused about why you’d have both a president and a PM, thank you.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘Mount Rushmore’ of Trump, Putin, Kim Jong un and Xi Jinping unveiledEnglish
4·4 months agoAssuming their username is true, they’re overage for at least two of the people on this mountain.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ben & Jerry's [Jerry] exits after feud with Unilever over GazaEnglish
1·4 months agoJust like Holland Oats
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'We have a statue of MLK': GOP lawmakers push for Charlie Kirk monument in CapitolEnglish
5·5 months agoI mean, yes though. He was a huge influence on the reason the US is the way it is now and a big reason why so many young men think the way they do and elected the people they did.
He accomplished a pretty huge amount of shit. Just not good shit.
Goddamn not even toast. The person doesn’t even know how to millennial.
We all want and absolutely need this.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mushroom murderer tried to kill husband with pasta, cookies and curry, court was toldEnglish
5·6 months agoThe husband cancelled on the lunch the night before, so she easily could’ve just not poisoned his relatives or rescheduled if her main intent was to kill him. Especially after watching the short clip on this site, I’m pretty certain shes just a sociopath and was satisfied to have hurt him and killed his relatives. She’s also a terrible fucking actor based on the 2 second clip of her “crying”.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'English
4·6 months agoV8 doesn’t have nearly as much sugar as ketchup does.
To be exact, V8 has 1g/oz. Ketchup has 8g/oz.
It’s not the tomato flavour I’m worried about with this smoothie.
Nothing wrong with a little male pattern baldness. Disrespectfully OP, you are wrong.
Indians make up like 17% of the world’s population so one would imagine so.
I’ve also run into many people who claim to be Indian here so I don’t doubt it.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Surveillance-Minded Parents Can Now Hide AirTags In Kids ShoesEnglish
3·6 months agoIt’s 10 pm, do you know where your kids are?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Warner Bros. Discovery Announces Post-Split Company Names, Warner Bros. and DiscoveryEnglish
8·6 months agoLol picturing the most aggressively non-binary Warner sibling saying that last line
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk AgainEnglish
1·6 months agoI mean, you can just make a large amount of milk and keep it in the fridge just like you would with any other food prep. Its not something you have to do every day. Maybe once every couple of weeks if you drink a lot.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk AgainEnglish
2·6 months agoI got my blender at a thrift store for $8 and it works just fine
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk AgainEnglish
13·6 months agoI hope everyone here who drinks oat or almond milk realizes how marked up those milks are and figures out that purchasing those nuts or oats in bulk, and then just making your own alt milk, is way cheaper and actually really easy to do.

I’m fully of the camp that he’s building a dungeon underneath it.