Makes most sense

I don’t think he likes being there, but probably does feel safer there then in a western country or a state allied to US.

Edward Snowden got asylum there, if you have value and fame they’ll treat you a lot better

“Trump always chickens out — we’re just bringing the tacos to match,” DNC Chair Ken Martin said in a statement on the food truck’s message.

Sans paywall: https://archive.is/HUROk

Is your life full of problems? Call life coach Sauntek Harris now and he’ll get it fixed straight away! /s

Apparently these murders happened between 2002 and 2009 so maybe he just felt like doing something else for a change, leave the murdering behind him and became a life coach instead. I guess neither of those require a degree.

Agree, this is totally bonkers and a year ago it would be too crazy to possible be from the onion but there hasn’t really been a grey area where this could’ve been because the shock was so big. We all know this is just regular American politics nowadays and this isn’t a community about messed up politics.

This exactly. 90% of the content should be in a community called notnormalpolitcs or funnythingsamericanpoliticiansdonowadays

Yes obv I know this is not the union, didn’t really make that clear '-.- and republicans do bonkers shit, also obvious but I liked this community a lot better before Trump became president again.

Satire written in a way you for a moment doubt if it’s true or not. Lately it’s a wave of ‘Trump or some republican senator did something lame or terrible’ and ‘Trump voter had his face eaten by leopards’. Normal would be a post like this once or twice a day, I get the sentiment but it’s just too much and the bar is getting lower and lower if you ask me.

This community is basically only political posts these days. I will comment and downvote until this community turns back to normal.

As a non-native speaker I had to think a moment before I understood the headline, because it’s so utterly bonkers I wondered if I missed a double meaning or something lol

K

Demand it with more authority.

You forgot the most frequently asked question:

Can you downvote this comment more than once?

No.

I don’t think the onion would publish this to be honest

Someone in the news because they did something stupid ≠ satire, this should be on !leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world or a political/ news community.

Edit: downvoted this one and crossposted to there, hate me if you want.

This is one of the most depressing stories I read about the state of our planet in a while, especially because this is happening in a remote place.

If anyone needs an uplifting story you could visit https://theoceancleanup.com/, they’ve been doing great work and doing more and more every year. Also if you have some left over money please check it out.

I agree, but this argument only hold up in the big picture. Nature today, animals especially are hurting now. So are we. I think we have an obligation to future generations in terms of doing our best to keep the planet habitable and to all current lifeforms to stop making this planet such a shitty place to be (talking about both domestic animals that are factory farmed into food and wild animals such as these birds that starve to death because their filled stomach doesn’t have any nutritional value and also can’t leave their body).

That’d be true if after you verified all employees