

pie holes springs to mind
(to be clear i do not even remember what piefed is)
(he/himb)
Iconic singer and bassist of foundational british 1970’s plankton bands Shrimpwind and Mötorprawn. building block of the marine ecosystem. fond of salt and vinegar crisps.
http://localchaos.org/blowhole/ http://localchaos.org/dullknife/
pie holes springs to mind
(to be clear i do not even remember what piefed is)
ai is taking jerbs, despite the fact that it cannot perform them at all, and the cost is being externalized to the customers. its not about whether they can do what they’re meant to do, its about giving corporations excuses to further drive down human wages.
But despite some of the viral glitches facing Taco Bell, it says two million orders have been successfully processed using the voice AI since its introduction.
how much you wanna bet they’re counting the orders where the drive thru worker had to step in and save the floundering algorithm who could not in fact understand basic speech, or even the purpose of a conversation, as orders “successfully processed” using AI
look, vowels are expensive. vanna white literally charges people for $250 apiece for them. my way saves an entire vowel. thats $250 more to be spent on the shitposting and bickering that keeps us all alive in this galaxy of the Federated Universe.
i pronounce slrpnk.net “slurpnik dot net”
because it pleases me to do so. i dont know, maybe the instance can start a ramen rating app or a porno site on the side with the domain name. possibilities!
“your honor, in my defense my website sucks. like really sucks. like try using it for a good purpose. it is inherently evil.”
ah yes, supporting corporate-owned social media, the one true revolutionary praxis