Except how long could I really restrain myself from trying to skip the stone off of the nearest body of water?

You have to cherry pick to post a meme like this

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo

There’s no greater mismatch of internal and external beauty in my mind than Braveheart-era Mel Gibson. I’m straight up ashamed of how handsome I find him. The hatred did not age him well, however, which is a relief.

Bruh, adults still piss in pools.

How do they have so much energy? Man filed for divorce at 93 years old

Good call

Obama was inaugurated in January 2009, though he was elected in 2008, so it’s easy to confuse.

I hear this, but don’t think it applies for people who get into sports. My story is not common, but I get annoyed when people talk about how a non athlete could never make a significant difference in their caloric output.

I fell in love with dancing, started doing it fourteen hours a week, lost thirty pounds without really trying, and had to start eating a lot just to maintain.

If you’re young, not overweight enough to seriously tax your joints, and that sounds fun to you, see if there’s a kind of cardio that’s enjoyable for you. If you do end up getting into it, check with your doctor, because heading straight into ten plus hours of cardio a week can cause injury.

OP doesn’t say they’re a woman

Lmao, who downvoted this

The day I discovered that I could make the Mac and cheese sauce and put it all over the kale I got from my farm share, was the day I stopped trying to pretend to be healthy.

Sea salt does that too; the tiny shellfish remnants that prevents it from being kosher have a bunch of iodine.

It’s not a bad thing to allow members to all communicate with everyone. If I joined a discord server and didn’t have permission to participate immediately (or after filling out the survey/age verification/etc.), I’d leave. If I was that shameless a streamer, I’d lie on the survey.

Nobody answered you, but there was a conflict with reddit and Star Trek mods several years ago and so a large group of fans came here much before last June. They’re just better established than other groups.

He has asked for privacy and to be left alone, which they seem to be ignoring, sadly

Spanish

I’m sorry, I had to.

This guy can’t make up his mind about whether he likes rails or not