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Amen! 🙏

Achievement unlocked! You opened the game!

My system: please! It’s been 4 months! I have 73000 updates pending, please do an update!

Me: mmm, maybe later

If the output was wrong and he blindly trusted it, then none of the people reviewing it noticed anything, then they should all have been fired.

Sounds more like he had it generate the text, he checked that it was correct, then other people checked it and also couldn’t find any issues with it.

Autocorrect also ducks up sometimes, that doesn’t mean you should be fired for using it, unless you’re too dumb or lazy to proofread it yourself and correct mistakes.

I’m starting to think this meme might not be 100% historically accurate 🤔

Aww,

Who do you need me to kill?

“now with 20% less fat!”

Always tip your local sewer monster

No outrage, it’s just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

That’s why i declined a free photoshop license and some cad software license when i was a student, and instead went straight to learning Gimp and FreeCAD

Once you know one tool it’s hard to switch

I’m not paying extra for a murder house if the bodies aren’t still there

My father says the microwave can’t be used for this and that, but he also absolutely refuses to use anything except max power

I was cooking something at low power for like 10 minutes, he saw the micro was done but the food was still not done, so he set it to max for 5 minutes and it came out completely burned…

Five warning shots to the head

WinRaR is not in prison, so it’s free

That sounds an awful lot like sexual depravity, which makes god sad for some reason so i believe you’ll be cast into a fiery pit to have your skin melted off, regrown, then melted off again, for all eternity. And this will be just, a punishment that fits the crime

And while you’re in excruciating pain for all eternity just remember: god loves you ♥️

An adult that still believes in Santa might not lead to anything bad, but it leads to them indoctrinating their children to also believe in Santa into adulthood,

And if some dude can live on the north pole and travel to every home on earth in one night, then other equally ludicrous ideas might not sound so far fetched

And before you know it you’re wearing radioactive stickers to rebalance your chakras, sticking jade eggs up your ass to bring luck and you’re blowing up a shopping mall because your imaginary friend hates gay people

I’m gonna start carrying houses, food and water in my wallet instead

Is 18 years a third of your life given todays life span?

Where do you live where the expected life span is just 56? O.o

What’s the answer to life, the universe, everything?

Also, what’s your favourite colour?