Taking a stab in the dark here, but they probably don’t like the genocide of Palestinians that the state of Israel is engaged in

In space, nobody can hear your explosive diarrhea?

I see a flaw in this design…

You don’t say?

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Up until very recently most housing in Finland was co-ops, and it’s still extremely common although many new developments are built and owned by corporations which then rent them out.

I live and own shares in a new housing co-op (proportional to the size of my apartment), and all of us together own and run the building and we’re renting the property from the city (although you can buy your share of that property off from the city if you don’t want to pay that rent.) It’s not a perfect system by any means but it’s better than corporations owning everything; ideally the people who live in a building are the ones who decide how it’s run, but of course that’s sort of gone out the window too with rich people just buying properties speculatively and to rent them out. If enough of the shareholders in a building are rent-seekers, upkeep of the building is going to go way down because they don’t live there themselves and don’t give a shit about whether it’s a nice place to live in, they care about making a profit.

More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)

Ohhh duh right, of course. I was thinking like notification sounds or even the signal itself somehow interfering with sleep quality

so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality

Wait how does this work

show that Descartes was wrong, because they exist but they don’t think.

“A therefore B” doesn’t imply “B therefore A”

It’s one of my favorite shitty movies. Figured there’s got to be like dozens of people (DOZENS!) who would get this meme on Lemmy

Elmo is angy that Meta hired the employees he fired (or who quit because Twitter’s a fucking dumpster fire) to build a Twitter-like service.