If you climb a mountain and are rescued twice, did you really climb it if you didn’t instagram it?

This is so fetch

I see an MX5 and track days in your future.

Where is this magical place? Careers page please.

How do people like this not get roped into countless meetings? Do workplaces exist in the digital space that actually communicate without a meeting culture?

Years of work, meetings and sleepless nights worrying about how to move forward on the many design and implementation decisions, the family sacrifices, all for shit.

Hug your kids, kiss your partner and fuck work.

They are authentic commits and PRs by real contributors that have been edited and renamed with the PR description changed.

Thank you for your contribution to WSL.

No fatal errors have been found.

No suggestions have been found.

Impressive

and I’ll still be here wondering why the fuck people continue to shoot vertical

They are going to ban themselves as protest for banning them…?

Do they have a No Homers sign too?

R.i.p

If anyone relates give this book a read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seveneves

When can we start to own things again?

I don’t understand it either but it’s a product of how people consume the videos in their upright depression rectangles in public places with no volume I’d imagine.

squawk Hermocrates, friend of Socrates!

Hmm… I don’t think that will work

Fuck this insufferable world.

Stats don’t care if you are or aren’t, you are +1 to the equity that Twitter uses to get money through advertisers, which gets funnelled to Elon and his interests, and now Trump. This leads to reducing your overall opportunities through fascism that contribute to you finding comfort in what your dealer is supplying you. Quit hitting yourself.

I like to call it, saving the red jpeg. One more save will make it better surely.