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Cake day: September 12th, 2023

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  • go to visit my dad in prison

    he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

    I hide it in my firetruck

    give him the firetruck

    he hides the firetruck in his ass

    all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

    he builds a prison gang drug empire

    he has everyone that laughed at him killed

    now my firetruck smells funny