In other news the CEO of Philip Morris says, “cigarettes are not cool and kill people.”

Even if there was any truth to the benefit of a shared workspace, why would this moron advocate for it? I swear CEOs are acting like the Producers more and more every day.

Just so long as Microsoft stays out of the car game I’m happy.

I meant like their tactile hardware, specifically. They make things that feel dialed in and designed for intuitive use, aesthetics, and quality feel. Considering car manufacturers have been big fans molded plastic with sharp unbeveled edges for the past 20 years with uncomfortable interiors, I’m curious what they would come up with instead.

I don’t do much under the hood work with my computers though and I’ve heard that they sacrifice a lot of that versatility to make users of all experience levels pretty intuitive, so I can imagine that would be frustrating for someone working on them. So I think I get what you’re saying.

Progress is progress, good luck

Congratulations!

Edit: wait how many do you smoke now?

Whatever your opinion of the business and products, it’s a hard argument to make against their tangible UI.

When in doubt bank on people not feeling they’re enough and lonely.

Meanwhile my Hulu ads are for Hers or Hims, I guess my VPN works

Really interesting episode of This American Life covered a patent trolling and a lot of the finer points regarding patent law. Episode 441

Arizona* Lucille wouldn’t even joke about moving to Texas

Might’ve been a marketing move to connect to the apple pie with cheese demographic.

TL;DR

Thought you were doing a bit but I’m not seeing any humor attempts here so adios, sorry to waste your time but I am not interested in taking this seriously.

Love this energy, but I don’t know about this skim shaming though. If we alienate a base that’s not reading then we run the risk of people reading more in general. Slippery slope

Now with Thom at the Warf to hear what they fish are saying about this splashing new development.

Good note

Exactly my problem with Poe’s Law; it exists because even on NotTheOnion everyone’s on guard to either go toe to toe or march in line. Like Poes Law doesn’t exist, because people are less intelligent like you mentioned before (hopefully sarcastically but I’d hate for you to spell it out for me), but just how people tend to look for an argument instead of optimistic engagement until proven otherwise. We’re all here starting and contributing to conversations because most of us care about these growing communities.

Kinda feels like you’re calling me an edgy 12 yo btw. How old are you? Was that a compliment from a ten year old or belittling remark from a teenager?

Idk I’m reading more sides of it because it annoyed me. Considering polylingualists or nuerodivergents might not pick up on cues easily it makes sense, but it still feels like a big dumb wink that undercuts the humor and fun of it all.

Thank you, im aware though. I just really like jokes and tagging one as /s lessens them.

It’s like a laugh track, rubber chicken, or rimshot. It just telegraphs the joke and robs discovering the humor. I know I’m very alone in this opinion by now, but the s/ is just a bad thing. We shouldn’t need a que to be on the lookout for the silliness in the absurd. Assume everyone’s playful and joking then you’ll laugh more. Disagree with something and make fun of it or riff with the stuff that you like. It’s just more fun.

Not trying to throwing stones here, but the headline isn’t oniony. Unfortunately it’s unsurprising gun news, it’s also not funny.

The sarcastic part was suggesting vigilante turd policing.