Man, that was worth the wait!

Do Germän developers cäll ä bug ä Käfer?

Bake him away, toys!

Work as close as possible to nothing for infinite wealth

Except for the last 0.05 seconds before the crash where the human was put in control. Therefore, the human caused the crash.

Which car company do you work for?

Brokelyn Bridge

complexity of compliance

Membership status = cancelled. How complex is that? Any payment provider that offers subscriptions, has a way to cancel that subscription (Stripe, WooCommerce, Shopify etc.). If they don’t have time to update their code to call the cancel functionality, then they could literally make the “cancel subscription” button send an email to the ops team, and they manually cancel.

Good in dog

Neighbor here. I’ll probe your fertile mound.

Neighbor here. I’ll mash your potato.

A møøse once bit my sister

Neighbor here. I’ll plough your field.

Get yourself a RIMjob and help bring them back

20 years ago, as well

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You don’t need a million dollars to do that.

Missed opporbeanity

How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.

158 barrels of human waste left behind,
158 barrels of human waste.
You pass some brown, pass it around.
159 barrels of human waste left behind.