We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

… there are only about 350M Americans. She’s saying 74% have been saved.

What a goddamn fucking moron liar.

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

I’ve resorted to appending every Google search with “-ai” because I don’t want to see their bullshit summaries. Outsourcing our thinking is lazy and dangerous, especially when the technology is so flawed.

Yeah somehow Microsoft dodged it in 2001 which is pretty mind-boggling because they were supreme at that point

Rapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

Oh jesus fucking christ I have hoodies older than this kid.

A directory of DOGE workers and their email addresses.

Break out of frames!

🎶 Anon is so lonely 🎶
🎶 He’s Mr. Lonely 🎶
🎶 Wishes he had someone 🎶
🎶 To call on the phooooone 🎶

So weird, maybe it’s just the ones I know. I’m probably stereotyping them!

I think it’s just how boomers were raised. I’m middle-aged and I don’t wash chicken, but my boomer mom is horrified at the thought. She came for a visit and made sure I washed the chicken before I cooked with it. 🙄

I was curious so i just checked. Assuming the drink is water and there’s no dipping sauce or sauces added to the burger, it comes to 760 calories (macros are 44g fat, 63g carbs, 31g protein). That’s definitely more than half of my daily calories, but I’m a middle-aged 5’0" lady. Still, that’s a huge amount of fat, and surprisingly little protein!

Looks like Boris Johnson.

They’d have to prove there was a plan.

George Foreman grill

Haha we were all obnoxious young punks at one time. Probably why I love Authority Song so much.

I’m glad you like the rec!

He’s always had a big noggin.

Yeah they’re both in their early to mid 70s now. Both had music out in the '80s & '90s, and both embraced a blue collar vibe, albeit in different ways.

My favorite Mellencamp song is Authority Song