Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

Brazzers ethics correct

EMPRESS is full on Elan Mask now as if this is 1930s Germany.

You’re so much less unattractive with my feet on your face ☺️

Also the Mormon Church which profits upon mountains of hurtful lies

I take this back. EMPRESS is simply awful. Not a fun villain.

Is that a euphemism for “I’m in the bottom 10%”? Jk

The kind of villain that is entertaining to watch. Hi, Gia Gunn, Elliot Goss, and Shiv Roy (for example)!

goo.gle will continue to work beyond 2025

goo.gl will not

Thanks!

Purportedly 2024.

I love how the skyline looks like a couple skylines of that era that don’t look that way now. What city is that?

Unless I’m involuntarily grabbing for armrests, I prefer to sit with my arms folded during extreme turbulence in order to teach gods who’s boss (It is I. I am boss.).

I’m so fucking sorry that I’m laughing so hard at 4:30am but dad was not playing with guntimidation and also wheelchair-bound and motionless. But I choose to believe you.

It gives say-no-to-me-or-any-other-male-in-my-fam-and-we’ll-dump-acid-on-you vibes

More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didn’t want to scare newcomers away.

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster’s. Kit:

• never wishes for the plague
• always respects all varieties of English
• always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
• never uses slurs, and Kit’s
• never gonna give you up

It is so so fast

While I might wear high heels to the grocery store, she wears them for desert births

Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.

Idk but didn’t it used to be 100% of the time the actor was on the left of a two-pic collage and the acted-upon was on the right?

I mean… like 90% of humanity speaks languages where the subject comes before the object. And 100% of me reads left to right.