This text has an incredible lack of substance. The typos don’t improve it either.

Sandstorm

Bouncing around is probably not feasible for Metallica fans. Their mobility aids are gonna be a real hindrance.

Uns Deutsche gibt’s auch noch.

Enter Sandman

The only thing I could discern was that this man probably did some type of sports, though I’m less than certain about that.

So why did the release of an insufficiently sexy M&M create a storm among US TV show hosts?

Taylor Swift’s airplane and an Acorn dropping on a police officer

https://www.theonion.com/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-again-1819594662

Hey, my eyes are up here.

and some have sworn off flying altogether

I gonna take this as a win for the environment

Your father smells of elder berries

Factorial included?