

Hilarious, after the tortuously long road Xenia took to get there.
Hilarious, after the tortuously long road Xenia took to get there.
What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?
He fired the employees.
He threw out the code.
He yanked plugs on the physical servers.
He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.
He started rent protest for the office space.
He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.
If he’d just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.
If he’d bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.
And in both cases nobody would know he’s a complete crybaby. We’d just harbor strong suspicions.
Jesus Christ, the usability nightmare of this website is worse than the goofy animated GIF they think is an exaggeration.
www.wired.com
to get rid of the autoplaying video go fuck yourselves, www.wired.com
to get rid of the assorted gigantic flyover bullshit.
The funniest part of this is how likely Rockstar is to yank the whole thing out from under him.