Aqua-bushman?

He’s parting a red-lighted dry ice cloud sea.

I don’t see much talk of Lemmy on Reddit, but I’m primarily only on Reddit for a small handful of niche subreddits where no one talks about these things anyway.

That’s pretty good romance language gibberish. The kind that looks like it should mean something but you’re ten words in and your brain goes, “no meaning detected in this writing.”

It’s also kind of weird that Dale really, really looks like 1990s Gary Cole, but according to IMDB, Gary Cole only did a one episode guest spot on that show.

Comes with a fresh glass of blue milk as well apparently. Paging Luke Skywalker!

(The bird just happened to show up in every result. Idk why.)

Probably because a crapton of the training data came from versions of The Lion King and Kimba the White Lion, and a bird is hanging out with the baboon and ape characters in those? No idea for sure, just a guess.

Record scratch

“You might be wondering how I got here…”

I love how the AI is all like, “I think I know what a chess board looks like, hold on a sec and I’ll give this a go!”

Love the all-handedness inclusivity of having two doorknobs.

Ambidextrous people, rejoice! You now have a doorknob for every mood and situation!

You have dug too greedily and too deep, and you have awoken the Balrant.

If your dad went out for cigarettes one day and didn’t return, he didn’t abandon your family.

He was actually kidnapped and fed to the AI so that it could extract the dad joke essence, to be able to do stuff like this.

I mean, there were Disney war effort shorts during WWII, so it’s not a large stretch.

And the funny thing is… that this is all in his mind.

Look at the people in the background, they don’t care in the slightest that he’s a dinosaur, none of them are even looking his way. They’re just there talking and enjoying each other’s company.

This is exactly what I expected h‑rcPNID8W9E0KLCaJ1bRw3AVUtqjfkiGpTlnvH7dSF4 to look like.

Ah, yes. The motto of our community.

So did the guy melt Granny into the couch, or did the little girl?

And why does Granny seem particularly bored and untroubled by it? So many questions.

Microelf? Is that what’s living inside my phone and making it work? Neat!

“I don’t know, Doc. I think it started with my father. He said he was only going to Zeta Prioati to get some cigarettes, but then we never saw him again. I mean, it’s only two light-years down the block, I thought he’d be right back. Stuff like that really messes you up when you’re a kid, you know?”

“Fairy-like.”