ICE guys are going to start dressing up like Captain Falcon aren’t they

Person not gullible in one respect also isn’t gullible in another respect?

You don’t say?

You’re telling me Dead Alive is real now?

The Paper Mario games have several laugh-worthy jokes and scenarios

Spiritfarer has a couple

Animal Crossing New Horizons has a couple

The bacteria in his butt crack probably evolved many times

Don’t write off small devs just because huge corpos are assholes

“Let’s test the new firmware in the district with the most minorities.”

You know it will happen. Maybe they’ll phrase it differently but the decision will be made.

Italics can also denote emphasis.

I will gladly take the customers EA loses

Been playing the entire Battlefield franchise since 1942

Note to readers: 1942 is the name of a game, not the year of release

-esque* fyi

Oh, well, if a group trying to take over the world says they’re the good guys, they must be telling the truth, right? Why would they lie?

/s

If it was deliberate then it was probably well-intentioned, i.e., give them a moment to stabilize

It’s true, I did play Super Mario All-Stars for SNES.

Hey board of directors! Make me your new CEO and I will fix this problem!

I mean, how hot is this nurse?

How many kids are going to have their vision fucked up this time?

i’M oNe Of ThE gOoD oNeS

… because it’s a team of dipshits?

So fire the dipshits instead.

tHiS cOmPaNy Is UsInG tHe LeGaL sYsTeM tO pRoTeCt ThEiR iPs WhAt AsShOlEs ThEiR fAnS mUsT bE bOoTlIcKeRs

Ok buddy