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2 days agoReaders Digest “joke” section next
They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.
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10·16 days agoIf a time crystal has a momentary-action switch, is it called a chrono-trigger?
Drop that spud in some high-temp oil until golden and upgrade to a Frylencer™
Librarians Are Tired
Yeah. We would be too, if our entire career was the antithesis of the current regime. 🥹🙇🏼♂️
It would seem contrary to known physics, but tear gas actually makes frozen water whine like little bitches. 🤷🏼♂️
For real. “Late son” …“lost to miscarriage”… WTF.
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Truly, no offense: are we necroposting?
FYI, “stealing food” is an oxymoron. ✊🏼
The Googleplex
They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
How? Portland, that’s how. 🤌🏼
How? Portland, that’s how. 🤌🏼
No, it’s the technical term, kiddo.
4·2 months agoExcept Oprah did it by stepping on them to get there… 🤢🖕🏼edit: sorry, wicked early; missed the irony at first.
I give less than zero fucks what the husband-wife thing is all about (frankly, this is the first I’m hearing of that), but you somehow gloss over the glaring fact that she put her brother on global blast for cash in her pocket, and he ended up not only proving her wholly wrong (by orders of magnitude), but didn’t so much as clap back …and your white—knight BS gets upvotes here? That tracks. 🤣🖕🏼
Back when ol’ Cain knew you as PunnyTheElder…