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So… Planting them beforehand would have to happen by when, exactly?

He had a lot on his mind.

Is that Matt & Marisha?

Each one sounds like he lost his train of thought mid-utterance, distantly heard himself finish the “nickname”, and is too much of a wuss to not double down & own it, every time.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

TIL asbestos’ kryptonite is jet fuel.

I… feel like I’m there. Thank you. Now, I don’t have to actually go. 😶😅

Press 88 for US gubmnt

FTFY

It’s been that way since ~TTW, NGL.

GTFO.

Good thing that chair is there to protect all of us from that monster robo dong.

I mean, the fact that they didn’t return me in a pine box for that price was kinda surprising, but I was grateful and decided not to tempt The Fates further.

Apropos of nothing, flew with them from Köln to Liverpool for €0.99! The taxes/fees were 4x that, sure, but the total airfare was < €10.

I didn’t say that I willingly flew with them again since, but it happened. 😅🤪

I am not a doctor, nor was I the one spouting room temp BS with an air of familiarity to the topic. What you’ve posted is a half-thought that, especially since you’re presumably holding a device, could’ve been just as quickly pursued to a citable reference you could’ve shared as part of your, now refined comment.

Think of the children, Doc. 🤌🏼

Punk AF, sadly.

Oh, man. If you’re wondering if you have latent tendencies for psychosis, have I got the video game for you! 🤌🏼

Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼‍♂️

Not the “ummakshually” you thought it’d be.

Truth.

Arm? It’s bigger than a baby.