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That’s if it were facing the other direction, fyi. 😝

🎵The More You Knowww🎶

Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

Always always always use protection. See: sidebar. Happy sailing!

FWIW, in the context of their letter “for a time” reads like “until I work up the courage to end it”. 😶

Back when ol’ Cain knew you as PunnyTheElder…

Readers Digest “joke” section next

For the record, Tetris is some powerful shit

If a time crystal has a momentary-action switch, is it called a chrono-trigger?

Drop that spud in some high-temp oil until golden and upgrade to a Frylencer™

Librarians Are Tired

Yeah. We would be too, if our entire career was the antithesis of the current regime. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️

It would seem contrary to known physics, but tear gas actually makes frozen water whine like little bitches. 🤷🏼‍♂️

For real. “Late son” …“lost to miscarriage”… WTF.

🤦🏼‍♂️

Truly, no offense: are we necroposting?

FYI, “stealing food” is an oxymoron. ✊🏼

Better.

The Googleplex

username checks out

Googolplex 😅😬

They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

How? Portland, that’s how. 🤌🏼