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Cake day: October 20th, 2023

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  • There was a video I watched years ago that had people run normal, the Naruto run.

    Nonathletes were faster Naruto style, athletes were faster normal style.

    They broke it down as if you’re not used to “controlling” your body for performance, forcing yourself into a weird form forces you to focus more so you don’t fall, so you get a bit more effort without realizing it.


  • I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

    I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.



  • I’ve used my jeans as oven mitts before.

    First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are… Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

    Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.















  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.todaytoMemes@lemmy.mlGoing places
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    Other common retail phrases:

    Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?

    • Little of both!
    • Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

    How are you today?

    • I’m here.
    • How long you got?

    If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free!

    • -Die inside-
    • -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
    • -immitate laugh scene from FFX-