One day I’ll find my soulmate.

::never leaves the house::

More like poops

Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI

Yeah I wasn’t about to lie before a surgery that could have ended in me shitting into a bag for the rest of my life

He actually said that? I always thought the Republicans and Trump worshipping Putin was down to kompromat

My mom found out while I was getting prepped for cancer surgery… nurse asks if I take marijuana, and I was like “ummm… Yes?”

The trick is to do the very minimum to help the lower class, get them to hate each other, and hate immigrants… but for some reason, not pay attention to the billionaires hiding behind the curtain.

Well yeah, but tucker isn’t a journalist

Yarr you need some wind in yer sails matey

Yeah I think Republicans and centrist Democrats are involved in a massive gaslighting campaign against the American citizens. ie: the overton window, aka shifting what’s thought of as acceptable towards corporate donors requirements. Empathy is what makes us human.

Look I don’t get your point? Every day is leg day

Every day is pain

Remember who you will be

…chicken mcnuggets

FBI getting video of nerd torrenting furry porn at Starbucks. Mission accomplished

I don’t want to have five different streaming services that cost twice what cable used to cost, and is way more inconvenient trying to figure out which platform has what. Streaming can get fucked!

Oh man imagine walking into a club wearing these bad Bois. You’re gonna be drowning in it

Orphan Crushing Machines Inc to the moon, no paper hands

Too soon!

They’re really pushing this AI shit fr

My dog is worth trillions. Think of all the poops he pooped, and each one is worth a dollar