I’m a fairly recent jazz convert, and there’s absolutely no way I would be able to tell the difference. None.

No more or less flawless than windows, Android, or the iOS stuff.

It’s different flaws.

Ngl, that would likely be me.

Not just because I like chickens, though that’s a factor.

In my neighborhood, if you go the posted speed limit going one direction in the section that my house is on, you’d be going slow enough to be able to correct and not hit an animal. Going the other direction, as long as you don’t slam the pedal down, it’s the same.

So anyone hitting any critter with the possible exception of squirrels is 99.9~% likely to be doing something they shouldn’t. I’ve gotten in altercations about it before because we have not just a lot of pets in the area, but kids. So some fucking moron is going to hear about out when they’re showing exactly how fucking stupid they are.

But, I also happen to kinda know all the neighborhood chickens. Not necessarily on a first name, come her for petting basis, but I know which birds live where. Since I also have my own, and would gladly curb stomp any motherfucker that fucked with them, I would likely at least lay hands on a motherfucker for killing any of the neighborhood birds by being a moron. I’m old, but my tolerance for fuckery like that keeps getting lower as I age.

Accidents do happen, but some jackass trying to be all badass by speeding in a residential area can fuck right off and die. And yes, I’m talking about you, Robert, you absolute prat. Jackass. Done told you once. Fuckwit.

Anyway, yeah, chances are high the lady was justified as long as the dude is still alive

Obviously fake, no anon has a girl friend of any type.

Nothing more gay than sister/sister stuff.

Which has to be fake right?

Aren’t all anons?

I’m not seeing the problem here…

Dude, everyone at the company owes you head at that point. 10k hours = head, that’s just the way it is.

With a title like that, anyone that doesn’t like it is probably yuppie scum, and needs composting

I remember the first time a teacher gave me wood.

Then I gave it back

While OP is obviously made up, and definitively loves others of the same gender, that is not a bad metric for compatibility.

If it’s your favorite song, ever. Something that just brings you great joy, and the prospective partner isn’t at least able to jam with it, the chances of being on the same wavelength about other things get smaller.

I don’t really have a favorite song because how the fuck am I going to pick just one. But let’s pretend that I managed to and it was Master of Puppets (which would be on the final list no matter how that list got decided). If my lady can’t at least smile and throw the horns in solidarity, how the fuck we gonna handle that big a gap in tastes? Not saying it has to be her favorite too, but there’s gotta be at least a friendly neutrality or it means our tastes in music are radically different.

If tastes in music are far apart, chances are that other things like movies, tv, books, are almost guaranteed to be similarly apart. That wipes out big chunks of conversation and leisure time. And, how the fuck you gonna handle road trips? Stuck in a car with music you can’t at least tap a foot along with isn’t gonna be fun. It’s going to be stressful as fuck after an hour or so. Trust me on that one, I’ve been stuck in a vehicle for work purposes for long trips without realizing exactly how horrible the people I was with were. And I’m one of those people that doesn’t entirely reject any actual genre. Even the stuff I avoid, it isn’t because of the genre, it’s tangential stuff.

But after two hours of shitty contemporary christian bullshit I was ready to strangle someone.

Imagine that, but you hate Taylor Swift, and the date you’re with is a swifty. Or, imagine your poor date just can’t tolerate death metal, and you’re blasting some Behemoth. The fuck? You’re doomed. And that’s what long term relationships bring: hours in the same place frequently. You gotta be able to find common ground.

So, anon up there making the right choice for the wrong reasons, what with the fictional nature of their same sex lifestyle

Dammit!

Anon is totally gay, but the realness present in this text has broken my brain.

Also, that song is still fucking awesome.

It doesn’t have to be a 1:1 equivalency

It absolutely works because it’s about holding onto an emotion, not a specific expression of that

I mean, back in the day, Japan had gone batshit, so someone of that era holding onto a bit of hate isn’t that unusual, or even a sign of anything else.

It’s like any time when a country goes batshit; people are going to hate that country for the rest of their lives, and it may apply to the people of that country too.

You think Ukrainians are going to be all lovey dovey about Russians any time soon? Iranians about the US or Israel? Palestinians about Israel?

No, those people are going to be raging for the rest of their lives. Maybe only inside, and not every person, but if there aren’t people despising Israelis for the next fifty years, it would be a miracle. Fuck, there’s people in countries that haven’t been attacked by them that have turned from neutral or supportive of Israel into having a mad-on against the country.

Same with Russia, the US, and anyone else currently playing stupid fuck-fuck games with people’s lives. The fuck do you expect? Humans hold onto anger. It’s survival trait. “Those motherfuckers” fucked with you once, they’ll do it again. And they will, because humans are some fucked up monkeys. We tend to fuck with other people a lot. So holding a grudge ain’t exactly an irrational thing.

Don’t think you hold any?

Here’s a test: the only good nazi is a dead nazi. If you don’t agree, then maybe you don’t actually hold any historical grudges. Maybe you didn’t pick it up from the people that saw that shit in real time. But most of those people are dead now, and the world hasn’t forgotten that nazis suck.

My ass holds that grudge. Can’t pretend otherwise. Then again, I haven’t forgotten that nazis weren’t all german either. Those fucking vermin infested all kinds of places even before the war.

You think in fifty years any surviving Palestinians’ kids and grandkids will be all “oh, grandma, you don’t have to say bad things about Israelis”. Nah. Hell no. The only reason that the fake and gay people around the fake and gay granny in the text are objecting is because the Japanese got nuked and lost the war. If they’d nuked San Francisco, you really think you wouldn’t occasionally at least think about slurs towards Japanese people? Maybe not. I doubt it, but it would be surprising. There’s certainly people that hate the US for dropping those bombs, and we dropped them on the country that attacked us first.

Yeah, we gotta work to end bigotry in all its guises. But don’t pretend that the anger and hate behind some of it isn’t understandable, even if it isn’t acceptable.

Ngl, I’ve had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they’d reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

If I was bi or gay, I’m fairly sure I’d at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn’t hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won’t.

I mean damn, I ain’t gay, but if it’s worth a hundred, I’m gonna try it

I mean, so unreal and non hetero.

Anon didn’t even suggest incels and femcels trade virginity

Did you comment in the wrong place?

Your comment is talking about resolution, and the post is about YouTube throttling speeds, not resolution of videos.

I suspect you were trying to respond to a comment instead of making your own top level comment, though I’m not certain.

In any case, if the comment is in the wrong place, now you know. If it isn’t, well, it may help to know that it’s out of place thematically.

Edit: I think this comment https://midwest.social/comment/18120563 is where you intended to respond

Never fall prey to the bait!