4,000 weeks is what you get. Spend ‘em doing what you love. If you don’t love it, pick something different.

I’m surprised people just scraped the sarcastic frosting off this cake and just ate it like a sad little honesty cake, bereft of anything good.

I have a bluetooth headset embedded to my skull and I listen to music basically constantly, my Steam Deck goes where I go, and unfortunately, I steal my television on the internets cause I can’t stand advertisements. (And, uhh… playing an instrument is out of the question for me, cause I’ve survived a couple of strokes and manual dexterity and a sense of rhythm are things best left for other people.)

Most of the time I’m writing or taking pictures though. I’ve got a portfolio that I’m building that spans twenty years!

But I should clarify: I am nowhere near anything like what I’ve presented above.

I am almost 40 though.

I’m 40, and I enjoy doing my taxes, choosing colors of paint, and reading the business section of the newspaper. I don’t listen to music or watch television or play video games.

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But I went to law school there! And I got my ‘too done at Costco! Now let me on this damn plane!

Fake: anon has a good relationship with his mom

Gay: anon has… friends? This one’s a bit of a stretch.

Why are you going out of your way to use Japanese commas?

Yeah, eventually a dungeon will just stop being dangerous. Of course, there’s no good reason to ever take damage in this game. Unless you make mistakes.

I make a lot of mistakes.

Wow, this is bad. No one would want this, especially not here.

I was once excited to play your game, but this shenanigan that was documented in other comments in this thread ensures that I won’t.

Your dishonest attempt at advertising has cost you a sale. Next time, just say “buy my game, it’s good.”

Fake: wait, no, I’ve done this myself, just sober and exhausted

Gay: gay people are allowed in the workforce, sometimes they also sleep

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Wait wait wait. Only on the fourth pass through this did I notice none of the story made any sense.

I have brain damage.

He has brain damage.

Yeah, if you want the original, grab the rom and an HD texture pack. I’m glad I got to see a longer form of a similar but not exact experience.

It’s an interesting take on the game: while the core plot points are in place, the game has been made more true to imagination, and has been expanded to about double-and-a-half length without ever feeling like filler. Think of it somewhere between a remix and an extended cut.

The opening sequence of the game, just as you enter town, has Vachss street blocked off, and you go somewhere else to get your nailed two-by-four, in a separate series of events. It’s well done and the rest of the game is reshuffled in a similar fashion.

A dumb inflammatory remark about trans women. I don’t remember the exact one, sadly.

No no, that’s how it is. Fox will run a segment saying “some people say….”, then Trump shits it out on Twitter, then Fox runs the same segment again, saying “the president says…”

One time the turnaround for this was 90 seconds.

They’d better not besmirch this perfect artwork.

Can chess, but hexagon? Yesagon!