I don’t think I’d ever be ready for that hand job.

Obviously he means she is dry and flammable, thus is great for starting fires.

I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

Well this hardly seems like enough evidence to be compelling; name thirty more.

Maybe a pixel or two.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Literally dozens of them.

Back in my day we drove back and forth to work uphill, both ways, and we only lost weight because we could never afford enough Starbucks and avocado toast!

Oof…can we get separate checks?

I don’t know about you but I think that Hitler fellow sounds like a bad egg.

Personally, I won’t be happy until there are unskippable video ads before two pages of sponsored results with an AI summary somewhere in the middle of the third page of search results.

Of course there should be popups when advancing between search results pages.

If it’s on Chinese social media and it’s not being removed by the CCP, it’s supported by the CCP.

“I’m Xinnie the Poo, and I endorse this message!”

Did you mean sinophobists? You’d still be an idiot but at least you’d be a technically correct idiot.

Being detained while an investigation is conducted is not being arrested.

How often are police tipped off before hand that someone is anticipating being SWATed though?

That situation is practically unheard of so it’s impossible to know how police in the US would respond.

No kids, don’t give a shit.

It clear that you and I will never agree, but fortunately it doesn’t matter because your pipe dream will never happen!

I’ll drive my car and hike/bike these mountains every weekend and keep on loving the freedom and peace of mind that I get to live with. 'Cause Murica.

1. The towns are too small to operate or afford shuttles to the nearly 2000 mountains in my state.
2. Nearly 2000 mountains, the amount of traffic in any given area is negligible.
3. There is almost no development and definitely no parking lots. You find an empty spot in the dirt near the trailhead. Usually no more than five or six cars around. Did I mention the part about nearly 2000 mountains to choose from?
4. Fair point. But we don’t need the mountains to be more accessible. We don’t need more people out destroying nature. Stay in your cities.
5. Nobody around here wants to socialize. We’re getting the fuck out of society into the serenity and quiet of being miles away from everyone.
6. Your last point is complete bullshit. Increased accessibility means more people, more people means more pollution of every kind. The tallest mountain here does have a shuttle to the top and the locals don’t like going there because it’s always packed.