turtlesareneat

During Covid one of my friends was like “you get a skateboard and I’ll get a BMX bike and it’ll be like we’re teenagers again!”

And I’m like, what orthopedic surgeon is paying you to propose this exactly?

Hell I’m a part-time father in my 40s and that’s an extreme sport at this point.

Yeah the job market is teetering and quite frankly I think the numbers coming out are a little cooked these days, because they paint a rosier picture than I see around me.

Especially if they’ve been opening all those videos I’ve sent

The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.

Also the standard “outdated message you have to listen to twice in entirety despite it not applying to you,” like “Please note, starting June 1, 2021 as a result of the Covid 19 Virus we will be starting social practicing guidelines in our offices” and they repeat a number twice for curbside that hasn’t existed in half a decade.

I wouldn’t mind “community uses eminent domain to socialize a power utility.” Then the data center can buy the power, at market rates, after the community’s power needs are met.

A jet has multiple integrated digital systems meaning it would be super easy to hide things within the wiring or on circuit boards, which is exactly what security professionals said when they accepted the plane - it could never be made truly safe without being gutted - but they didn’t listen.

Y’all our foreign policy towards Israel hasn’t changed in the last 65 years. Yes, both sides serve them.

So we have to strip that out of the system, since burning the system down doesn’t seem feasible.

Which party do you think is most likely to see the light on them… hmm

Methamphetamine has entered the chat

His kids will have bankrupted whatever shell company they spun up for this whole grift.

Remember Kodak too but it’s not their fault someone else took digital photography and actually did something with it.

The call came from inside the house!

Elaborate on the negative health effects please because everyone I know that’s on them is having positive health effects, except some common side effects which aren’t permanent (fatigue, anhedonia).

In fact the main reason I hear people stop taking them is insurance coverage, but they’d continue if they could.

But if the lotion has SPF

Honestly a heated bidet is better. Now I’m not saying give up bathroom breaks - smoke a J in there, or go wander in a park for a while. But my bunghole only appears when there’s an oscillating jet of 100* water ready to blast it spotless.

Look at how quick we got used to school shootings and climate change and death-squad healthcare and a bunch of other awfulnesses.

We are very good at taking abuse and carrying on with it.

I’ve fantasized about doing something like this but putting in a nonprofit, foundation-based system run by a board of mental health workers, that was designed to actually bring people together. It may still happen. I don’t have the high barrier to entry it takes to start a social network so I’m starting from the other end and doing community organizing instead. Power to the real people offline, who aren’t trying to make a profit off our need for human connection.

Folks who work in social justice will know the acronym “POC” but “p. of c.” I don’t usually encounter.

Are we sure it’s not “prince of caspian?”

My boss claims it has “no effect” to choose where to spend your money.

I remind him, voting with our wallets is literally the only mechanism Capitalism provides for consumer ethics.

It’s Prisoner’s dilemma. When we think 5m people are going to take the action either way, we don’t think our singular efforts matter. But as there are 5m of us taking the action, there are 5m singular efforts that DO matter. If people just don’t give up on the idea.

Says the guy who still has an Amazon account :/