You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

Revanced has been abandoned by a majority of maintainers who have all moved to Morphe. Would highly recommend