What if we hit him with a car?

You know, I’m really just waiting for the day voyager supports gif insertion.

I am SO DOWN. Let’s go. Let’s do it.

I fucking hate SharePoint. Excel performance is A G O N Y. pros: cloud backup & comments Cons: slow. As. Shit.

Unrelated, but hey there Raleigh lol

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

I lurk!! But, thanks y’all.

It’s a shame, really. There’s so much good there, and so much that I miss, but the gop wholeass hijacked the whole state.

There’s a hotkey. Pain in the ass, sure, but less so with a programmable mmo mouse lol

It was standard for professional correspondence where I work, but then they took out the ruler function. Why they think mouse-drawn highlighting of text looks good, I’ll never know. I asked for lightshot.

There’s a million better ways to insult Caitlyn Jenner, such as referring to her as hot garbage!

It’s the first thing I do when I’m breaking in a new android device: aggressively force-training it to accept all my usual expletives.

I’ve heard good things but haven’t looked into it yet. Thing is, I got so good at vba that I got a promotion out of it lmao. As archaic as it is, my work is essentially hardcoded in windows for the foreseeable future, so I have to be able to dick around in msoffice.

It’s my only hangup. I vba on the regular. Work forced win11 on me, but at home, once i can be assed, I’ll vm windows eventually and migrate completely, and scheme alternative languages for my spreadsheet wizardry lmao

Well I suppose that reminds me, I ought to comment the why and the where a bit more lol

Oh, i see. Umbrella corp = responsible for zombies

I was in the middle of a dozen spreadsheets when I hit bold and formatted a column as currency, and fuck, I was not ready. I reset calibri as my default but who knows if it’ll even stick, corpo has my desktop locked down so hard 😩

The party of a LIFETIME 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐊👽🌋🔥🔥🔥✨🎉🎶👯🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬🌹

SPACE KAREN 😂😭☠️

Oh, dude, I’d freaky Friday with him and liquidate the fuck out of his assets into the world at large. Imo it’s worth the risk to be stuck as that potato, just to try and undo some damage, you know?