Neigh

You can’t spell DOOM without Moo

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I put down box gently

It’s the military space battles. Most of them gloss over the whole socialist utopia as “fantasy” and just go right to “they’re just military during peace time” view

If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today

A midnight squealer

Assy McGee

real and wholesome :’)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

(. )( .)

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

In one of the adaptations, they all just hug instead

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable