you have no idea, the depths of my laziness… the vast wastelands of me not trying hard…

amazing! what other topics do you not want to watch a video about?

tell me more about how you don’t want to watch a video

you click the enter key…

law of large numbers: it’s probably fairly representative

first they made terrorism the biggest problem in the world, declared war on it, made tons of draconian laws against it… and then they changed what the word means.
btw, check out the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, which makes it “terrorism” to work at a job with livestock and then secretly film the abuse other people do to them.
in some states, that is “legally” terrorism.
(its illegally, but good luck appealing that when you’re in a guantanamo style blacksite somewhere, being force fed rectally)

i thought that too, but it appears to be a real news site…
i still find it hard to believe that reality has come this close to being a made-up shitpost…
but maybe, the fortnight playing convicted pedophile actually called the police because his wife’s boyfriend might beat him up…
im pretty sure this means the universe will be collapsing in on itself pretty soon…