You can still identify children online. A/S/L never fails

Being black on a Friday night (technically a misdemeanor)

Im not happy about it either, its forced development to stop looking at how to make a game fun and start looking at how to maximise player retention. Which means hijacking weaknesses in our psyche.

I like to think Im immune to it, but I still get turned off a game pretty quick when you load it up and you have to make it past 4 or 5 popups telling you what’s new in the store.

Games that are paid for with cosmetics are fine imo. I will never, ever, not once buy a virtual hat for any amount of money. That said, if a game wants to be free and provide consistent updates, and morons riding the meme-train want to subsidise me, that’s just gravy.

Im shocked and appalled that game companies think people are stupid enough to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on pretend clothes and I’m exactly as shocked and appalled that they’re right.

If games want to be free to play, but suddenly im coming up against a guy thats basically invincible because he spent real money, im out.

First they came for the incestuous anime foot job simulators, and I did not speak out, because I was not that freakydeaky

This is actually a really good idea. The people that want these kinda games are either underage horndogs on their parents computer, or able to use crypto.

Thats the face of a man trying not to laugh, knowing theyre pulling it off.

Is the Xbox Ally X a different thing from a ROG Ally X? Is it the same thing as a ROG Xbox Ally X?

Fuck Microsoft for this naming convention convention bullshit.

Bought a bed and asked “where’s the mattress?”