Russia is not communist, though?

I know the police cause you trouble,
They cause trouble everywhere,
But when you die and go to Heaven,
You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

It’s giving

April – 1805.
Napoleon is master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

This is fantastic.

BuzzFeed was actually doing very solid investigative journalism after it got over its listicle phase.

I need help

The fuck is causal sex.

Prosper like Tau shall.

The movie is 22 years old 💀

Wasn’t the whole shtick of the 28 later zombies that they weren’t zombies, but that it was super rabies? Wasn’t the plot of the second movie that all the infected had starved to death within months?

My guy/gal/pal.

We do things differently in different parts of Europe.

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I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”