Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”
How do you accidentally have sex?
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
It’s like a cartoon of my life!
… ok not really.
You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?
Man, MTV must have been so cool
Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
“No Hetero” 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I’m saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
“Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy.”
“I’m a woman, anon.”
There’d be no way of knowing
Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
Fiction
lots of alcohol I’m guessing
how do you not
Lots of alcohol usually
Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”
The fact that it doesn’t reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he’s straight now.
Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense