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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon takes the blindpill

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Anon takes the blindpill

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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    Let’s be honest if someone reduces a person to their disability they are not going to get dates from people with said disability.

    Being blind is also not a binary thing. Often legally blind can have many variants where their vision might be intensely poor but they still have vision to a degree.

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      Also a lot of legally blind people use the internet both privately and professionally and are independent people who don’t rely on their partners for everything.

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        It says here it’s more of a hassle than actually impossible. Which yeah, probably, considering how little care people take towards accessibility

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      It has been fascinating to watch chasing gradually become a faux pas. A decade ago, I’d have guessed that it would take another 50 years.

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    That last one is really cute

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      I would give it a try just to pinch my nose and go “THIS? is audible” at the intro

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        A-plus for authenticity, plus I feel like you’ve truly captured the essence of what that message sounds like. Good job!

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      I’m in a long distance relationship, recently my girlfriend suggested we read books together by one of us reading to the other one over the phone - usually me, but occasionally the other way around. It’s turned into quite a precious bedtime story routine. Sometimes I also read to her while she’s cooking or doing other chores.

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        40 year old married man, my wife reads me to sleep every night. highly recommend

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    If she is blind it works in my favor because she can’t see how ugly I am on the outside. Too bad I’m also ugly on the inside :(

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      “Rocky!? Does your face have a pelvis!?”

      “But I’m beautiful on the inside!”

      “Yeah but Rocky, there’s a limit!!”

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      She can also still feel the size of your pp :(

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    I also record audio books for my girlfriend. It’s feels nice to do for her. She isn’t blind though

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      You need to take it to the next level and record movies with you as all Characters.

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        Oh fuck you’re so right. She’d be genuinely love that lmao. Need to get better at voice acting though

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          Well she’s a shark so I doubt she’ll notice.

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            This is true, hard to tell good voice acting from bad voice acting when you’re under water

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              And high

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                It’s hard trying to pay attention to your boyfriend’s voice acting when you’re under water, high, and a shark

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                  you’re under water, high, and a shark

                  “Maaaan, sometime I feel like, maybe fish can be both friends and food, you know”. [Followed by eating all the fish.]

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        Jack Black? Mos Def? Is it you guys over there?

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        Take it even further and intentionally make your girlfriend blind.

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      Is she a shark ?

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    My wife has become legally blind this year and it sucks majorly

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