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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon takes the blindpill

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Anon takes the blindpill

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    I also record audio books for my girlfriend. It’s feels nice to do for her. She isn’t blind though

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      You need to take it to the next level and record movies with you as all Characters.

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        Oh fuck you’re so right. She’d be genuinely love that lmao. Need to get better at voice acting though

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          Well she’s a shark so I doubt she’ll notice.

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            This is true, hard to tell good voice acting from bad voice acting when you’re under water

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              And high

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                It’s hard trying to pay attention to your boyfriend’s voice acting when you’re under water, high, and a shark

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                  you’re under water, high, and a shark

                  “Maaaan, sometime I feel like, maybe fish can be both friends and food, you know”. [Followed by eating all the fish.]

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                    Look man, if the fish weren’t meant to be eaten they wouldn’t be so tasty. You ever think about that? Sure bill was a great friend but I’m not gonna pass up a tuna steak you feel me?

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        Jack Black? Mos Def? Is it you guys over there?

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        Take it even further and intentionally make your girlfriend blind.

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      Is she a shark ?

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