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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon has a German girlfriend

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Anon has a German girlfriend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    If I had a dollar for every American mentioning Germans/WW2 when I told them I’m Dutch, I would be retired now.

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      You’d rather they ask you about Anne Frank or the wooden shoes?

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        I’d rather they ask dumb questions about the correct, yeah.

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      as a northern european I’d ask how many dikes do you own

      edit: dikes is not a spelling mistake (i think)

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        “dyke” is British English and “dike” is American English for a levee or flood bank. I don’t own any of those because they belong to the government.

        Both spellings are also slang for butch lesbians, and owning those has been illegal for about 160 years now.

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          How about windmills, you must own a couple of those

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            My dad owned part of one of the first wind turbines in the country, does that count?

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