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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon swims

sh.itjust.works

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Anon swims

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • go_go_gadget@lemmy.world
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    I’d argue the most difficult part about losing weight is boredom.

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      Yeah. You can’t outrun your fork, but you can’t mindlessly snack because you’re bored on a bicycle.

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        You underestimate my power

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        So you are saying we’re screwed if we ever had a fork invasion?

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          That’s why we have cork guns.

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        Handlebar bag with trail mix.

        …Actually done to fuel long rides so I don’t run out of energy

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