octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square123linkfedilink
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·1 year agoTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·1 year ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoThey are if you’re in Congress
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you’re in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.