octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square123linkfedilink
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·2 years agoTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·2 years ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoThey are if you’re in Congress
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
minus-squareThe_v@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoUp to 5 years to think about it.
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you’re in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.