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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to 4chan@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

It's date night

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It's date night

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to 4chan@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • spacesatan@lemm.ee
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    At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

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      Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

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      Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

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        We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

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    It’s pretty accurate, she isn’t actually eating any spaghetti, she’s just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

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    Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

    • Rolando@lemmy.world
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      “Keep my wife’s spaghetti out of your mouth!”

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      deleted by creator

      • laranis@lemmy.zip
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        Bonafided use of AI.

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    Aaah, look at all the lonely people

    • TXL@sopuli.xyz
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      All the lonely people… Where do they all come from?

      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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        All the lonely people… Where do they all belong?

        (4chan, the answer is 4chan)

        • Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world
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          Eleanor Rigby

          Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

          • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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            Lives in a dream

          • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world
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            I love that song, but i prefer Thrice’s version as that’s how i first heard it.

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          Together alone, with more people than I could possibly imagine.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      It’s really sad. People aren’t meant to be lonely.

      • bamfic@lemmy.world
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        It is, but the beatles song is lovely

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    if you would like to do the same

    Thanks but I’ll pass, buddy

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    Sad

    • Lightor@lemmy.world
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      Legit sad

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      based

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    My husband currently isn’t living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

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      deleted by creator

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    I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

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    eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

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      There is italian music playing

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      Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

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        Anon sounds like me

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    Found the one I was thinking of:

    Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

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      Aww… That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

      Pity. It’s far and away the nicest one I’ve seen.

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    Abby Shapiro?

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    Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

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    Based.

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