- Boy howdy, I sure can’t wait for 99.9% of all manufacturers on Earth to completely ignore this as well, and keep selling devices and cables that are completely unlabeled. - I mean, you aren’t wrong. Good luck trying to get Apple to put a label on anything. - But they’ll still sell you a $180 USB C cable that’s no different than one you can get for $75 and has all of it’s labels. 
- Pick a different scapegoat; Apple’s one of the better ones in this area - Name one Apple cable that has any type of text on it. Or computer for that matter. They do simple. It’s not in their design. 
 
 
- Stuff that’s spec compliant has to follow the rules, non-spec compliant stuff can obviously do whatever, so yeah the cheap cables off ebay or amazon won’t use the right logos. 
 
- But what about my shiny Certified USB 3.2 Gen1x2 Legendary SS+? - The cable names sound like gacha pulls. - (“legendary” and “shiny” aren’t actually part of the name but SS+ is and it stands for SuperSpeed+. which is super-a-gacha pull - Oh I know, but they aren’t helping themselves with their naming schemes. - yeah i just felt i had to add a little note lol 
 
 
 
- Does shiny mean it’s gold-plated? :-) - AUDIOPHILE CERTIFIED® - Audiophile USB cable. If you are buying that I have some rocks to sell to you. - Only if they are shinny 😤 
 
- I’m using a printer cable from 2006 to send audio out to my DAC. Sounds pretty fucking good. - I have connected my printer with a 120€ audiophile cable, and I tell you the prints are just a lot sharper. It gives the text a lot more air , especially around the serifs. Times New Roman looks especiallygood with it. - But does it feel warm? Can you see the texture of those patrices pounding the paper? The natural feeling of primal typographic power, transferred unbiased by our golden cable? 
 
 
 
 
 
- Thank fuck, a simple and clear marking that an average user can understand! I assume displayport compatible ports will still have that symbol, which is fine. Soon I’ll be and to price out laptops that will work with a docking station without needing to read the damn manuals! - Thank fuck, a simple and clear marking that an average user can understand! - Next thing you know - all the hardware producers just start using some new standard they’ve collectively conceived. Because “simple and clear” is bad for their business. 
 
 - It’s actually different and better as the previous naming scheme was actually horrendous (trying to explain it to customers was a nightmare). - Cause previously if you wanted to figure out what speed of USB port you were getting you’d have to look up the table because me telling you that a port was USB 3.2 Gen 2x2 doesn’t tell you jack shit. - Can you see how cursed this is for non-tech savvy people? Absolutely terrible. - Thankfully now the new naming scheme will be: 
 USB +- 5 Gbps
- 10 Gbps
- 20 Gbps
- 40 Gbps
 - So the xkcd meme actually isn’t relevant here. - Edit: 
 Revised grammar in the first sentence- Techies have a hard time understanding that just because you can look up some speeds easily doesn’t mean jack shit for regular joe trying to buy an usb-c cable. - Having data speed and wattage indicated on the cable is important, but for most people simply the data speed is enough. - I can’t remember the last time I cared about data speed for a USB cable, but charging speed is useful when I’m charging my phone before leaving the house. - Once again, you are probably at least somewhat technical and understand wattage, do you think joe schmoe does? Or do they just charge their phone more often? - Even non-technical people know 80W is more than 10W. They know that Watts usually refers to electrical power. - People have been buying lightbulbs of varying wattages, and understanding it just fine, for many decades now. Even my grandma who can barely operate anything more complex than a kettle has a good grasp of it. - I think you have it the opposite way around. The average person has a much better grasp of Watts than they do of data speeds in Gigabits per second. 
 
 
 
 
- The only thing changing here is the way cables are going to be labeled, the tech itself is staying exactly the same. - And on top of that, the author was generally correct for most situations, but usb (and especially usb c) truly has replaced a ton of separate connectors with a single standard. And it’s very likely to continue to replace even more as time goes on 
 
- Huh? That’s not at all how it would be in this instance. They’re updating branding guidelines within an existing standard, not creating a new standard. 
 
- General rule: - The longer the product’s name, the more bullshit you get. - USB 3.2 Gen 2x2 
 
- We’re adding new, different symbols to the confusing mess of old symbols and keeping both? Neat! - And whatever you buy is just going to be labeled as the fastest even if it doesn’t actually meet the standard. - “up to” - “Up to” is fine for this, as it’s a measure of capacity. It’s when it’s used as an expected norm like the ISPs do that it becomes more marketing than a rating. The requirement ought to be a known average of realistic usage and not a top end number. 
 
 
 
- There are too many standards. Let’s make a new one so we can consolidate them all. - There are now - N + 1standards.- This isn’t a new standard. It’s changing the naming conventions to make sense. 
 
- Fucking finally 
- I’m still trying to find a good beard trimmer and electric toothbrush that charge with USB-C. - These are the only gadgets i have left that aren’t charged with USB-C. 
- What is high-speed USB suppose to be? No speed just for charging? - From what I recall high-speed USB was USB 2.0, mostly that is used today for stuff like mice or keyboards where speed isn’t really all that relevant. - High-speed is actually low-speed, got it - Well, USB 2.0 did 480 MBit/s IIRC compared to USB 1.0 1.5 MBit/s and 1.1 12 MBit/s - Jeez they still fell short there. Why can’t they just go through the whole thing mark every other speed. 
 
- Ibf it was high-speed at the time, we’ve just surprised it since… Super-duper speed. - Yeah, 480 Mbit/s really felt lightning fast at the time, especially considering where we came from with USB 1.0. 
 
- High Definition video is still 720p 
 
 
- It’s USB2, so either for charging or simpler devices that don’t need USB3 (Like keyboards). - Edit: Federation issue? I swear there wasn’t an existing reply when I responded. - Thanks! 
 
 
- 90% of USB cables are 480Mbps and it’s not even included. This will be useless. - That would be USB 2.0 and is pretty safe to assume that all USB ports and cables support this (If you can find a USB 1.0 or 1.1 port I’ll be impressed). Why bother with a 480Mbps logo if it’s the default minimum? 
 
- No thanks. I’ll wait for USB to develop their own writing and language first. They will get there one day. 
- I thought the G number meant how many Gb’s I could store in the cable 
- Usually what’s called simpler as opposed to techy ways makes things, in fact, loads of crap more complex. 


















