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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anon banters with a friend

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Anon banters with a friend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    FAS

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

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      I cannot tell the difference between this picture and a regular baby.

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        Compare side by side and look at the upper lip, usually the biggest tell

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          How do they take pictures before and after?

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            Just photograph the baby before and after the pub marathon? Use yer head, bruv.

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            There is no ‘after’ for FAS. That shit is forever

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              That’s the joke. They suggested a side by side picture on a baby.

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            Time machine. Keep up.

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              I will have, I will have…

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            with a camera… how are you this dense?

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      The day I realized that every single one on my dad’s side of the family likely had FAS so much shit clicked into place, I kid you not.

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      My friend always calls people ‘hair lip’ when he’s talkin shit 💀

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        it’s actually “hare lip,” derogatory term for people with cleft palate, as their mouths were compared to the split lip of rabbits

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          Oh snap that’s even more fucked up

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