🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon is about to be found outsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down17
arrow-up1399arrow-down1imageAnon is about to be found outsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up55·5 months agoSus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first. Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff. Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 months agoPoop has DNA from the depositor.
minus-squarelaranis@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoCan your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·5 months agoDon’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoI highly doubt they’re going to pay for a DNA test…
Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.
Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.
Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.
Poop has DNA from the depositor.
Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?
Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.
“What is this, wolf hair?”
Inconclusive inconclusive
I highly doubt they’re going to pay for a DNA test…