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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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“A great lake deserves to be named after a great state.”
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    We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as “New Australia”.

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      You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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        I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.

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      New New South Wales.

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        NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

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        That’s what we are renaming Texas

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      I quite like the name “Kraft VegemiteTM presents New Australia”.

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        Powered by Bunnings

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      I’m okay with this.

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      Please do this.

      • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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        U don’t get our free healthcare tho

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          Well that’s fucked up

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            We say the same every time u guys have a school shooting.

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          Well what the hell is the point then?!

          Wait. The accent. I’m down for it again

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      Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?

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      Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.

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