🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1469arrow-down17
arrow-up1462arrow-down1external-linkAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareSuperheavy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·5 months agoStep 1) don’t be ugly Step 2) see step 1
minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoException to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
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minus-squaredwindling7373@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down3·5 months agoI mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down3·5 months agoFor men: Be rich Don’t be poor
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minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoOh and not call all women gold diggers.
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minus-squareedwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
Exception? You mean the standard.
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Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
For men:
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Oh and not call all women gold diggers.
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i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.