• CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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        4 hours ago

        Awwww damn…

        I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3 hours ago

          And everyone tells me I’d be an asshole for asking a girl out while she’s at work. Well don’t keep us in suspense man, story time.

    • Woht24@lemmy.world
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      He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.