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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon's calendar is incomplete

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    5 months ago

    I don’t get it

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      5 months ago

      They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

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          What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn’t it?

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              Okay, makes sense, but isn’t the distance between Earth and the moon uh… shri… grow… changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.

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                  So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.

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                    we also live in the specific period of time where the sun hasnt fucking exploded yet.

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      We have forgotten

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