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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon's calendar is incomplete

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • don@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    8 days in a week

    Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

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      Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm’s No. 1 Cup

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t get me started on Plurday

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        Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.

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    First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that’s when I got mad

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    Anon missed log day…

  • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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    I don’t get it

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

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          What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn’t it?

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            • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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              Okay, makes sense, but isn’t the distance between Earth and the moon uh… shri… grow… changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.

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                • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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                  So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      We have forgotten

  • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.

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    Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn’t been the same since. And didn’t get me started on when bludini vanished.

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    Caturday is also missing 😿

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    Penis Inspection Day is missing too.

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