8 days in a week
Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.
Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm’s No. 1 Cup
What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?
Don’t get me started on Plurday
Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.
This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.
First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that’s when I got mad
Anon missed log day…
I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.
I don’t get it
They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.
No total solar eclipses for them. :(
What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn’t it?
The Moon is just barely big enough for total solar eclipses as is. If the lunar month was 4 days longer, the Moon would be (31.3/27.3)^(2/3)=9.54% farther away, and thus around 9.5% smaller. The maximum size ratio between the Moon and Sun is around 1.08 so it would never be large enough in the sky for a total eclipse.
Okay, makes sense, but isn’t the distance between Earth and the moon uh… shri… grow… changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.
It is, but that’s only significant over a period of millions of years.
So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.
We have forgotten
Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn’t been the same since. And didn’t get me started on when bludini vanished.
Caturday is also missing 😿
Penis Inspection Day is missing too.
