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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前
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  • WuceBrillis@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

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      deleted by creator

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        Do you record yourself pooping?

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          Do you not?

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            Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

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              I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

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                Me, for instance

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              It’s called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

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                We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

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              Well they made the company wide email address for something!

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          Only fans live scatwork.

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      Are you not?

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        Those are rookie numbers

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        Literally lol:d. Thanks.

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      Are you not?

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      If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

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      Depends where it lands

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        The attorneys desk.

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      What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.

      At least this guy says he made a mistake. What’s your excuse?

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        It’s really not, no.

        He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

        Him using the word “anyone” implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

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          I used the word “anyone”. That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I’m sorry if you didn’t find it or my later question funny.

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