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minus-squarerotopenguin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·11 months agoJeff didn’t follow the machine shop floor rules.
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minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-211 months agoHe had been holding his stapler too tightly.
minus-squareJeff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoOn this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…
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He had been holding his stapler too tightly.
On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…
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