Reddeet
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago

Anon wants this

sh.itjust.works

message-square
26
fedilink
844

Anon wants this

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 days ago
message-square
26
fedilink
  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    23 days ago

    since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      23 days ago

      Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

      • Natanael@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        23 days ago

        It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.

      • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        23 days ago

        god i love sex

      • Klear@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        23 days ago

        Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        23 days ago

        if you’re doing this you’re just cucking yourself

        • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          edit-2
          23 days ago
          1. And?
          2. If you’re not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
          • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            23 days ago

            I’ve never said anything against torturing english villagers

          • FarmTaco@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            23 days ago

            you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

        • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          23 days ago

          It’s an open relationship, fundie.

Greentext@sh.itjust.works

greentext@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !greentext@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.08K users / day
  • 3.17K users / week
  • 7.5K users / month
  • 16.7K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 6.63K subscribers
  • 1.54K Posts
  • 65.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.8
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org