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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

Anon is dehydrated

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Anon is dehydrated

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    6 days ago

    2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.

    • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      why did you comment this

      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Cause South park taught us that’s how it works.

    • Lka1988@sh.itjust.works
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      You made a conscious choice to post this comment.

      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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        You think that ruined your day? I had LASIK - I paid to read that more clearly.

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          I wear glasses, so I also paid to read it more clearly. Arguably a fraction of what you paid, but the principle remains.

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            Glasses require replacements, I’m actually curious now whether I’ve paid more than LASIK over my lifetime…

            • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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              My LASIK (SMARTSurface, but similar enough) cost 1000 euros and my glasses used to cost 350 and I would replace them every three years. My procedure should pay off in 9 years and I am 4 years on the way there.

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      after that, anon’s insides will be cleaner than the outside (4channers don’t shower)

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