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minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 days agoMy morning as a Texan Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock. It’s a sheriff with his own drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun. Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba. I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around… Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress… Shoot him because it was my right as an American It was my Pa.
My morning as a Texan
Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock.
It’s a sheriff with his own drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun.
Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba.
I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around…
Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress…
Shoot him because it was my right as an American
It was my Pa.